Investment News: The 401 Keg Plan

A friend e-mailed me the following floating around the internet. I heartily agree with the sentiment after tonight’s disappointing Spitzer/Suozzi debate proved upstate will be getting four more years of benign neglect from our NYC overlords:

If you invested $1,000 last year in the following stocks, your return would be:

Nortel: $49.00.
Enron: $16.50
WorldCom: less than $5.00

However, if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the recycling refund, You return would be $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.

Cheers Zac!


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